linux-l: Hmmm...Bill calls the Brussels Police :-)

[Martin von Loewis]

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> "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
>
> "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
>
> "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
>
> "No"
>
> "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your

> name?"
>
> "Bill Gates"
>
> "Country?"
>
> "The USA"
>
> "Native language?"
>
> "English"
>
> "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use
this
> number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face
with a
> pie?"
>
> "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
person
> distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
>
> "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
a
> custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
>
> "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any
custard, so I
> really don't think it was a custard pie."
>
> "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
>
> "Yes"
>
> "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
>
> "No"
>
> "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"

>
> "Yes"
>
> "Any pies then?"
>
> "No"
>
> "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in

> again. I'll wait."
>
> "Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
>
> "Did you get hit by another pie?"
>
> "Of course not"
>
> "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
looks
> like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem,
though.
> If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation
and call
> us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department.
<click>"
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