linux-l: Ein bisschen spass
flatline at sireconnect.de
Mo Mär 13 13:36:21 CET 2000
Das ist kein spam :) Ich denke, dass jeder von euch ein bisschen gute laune
braucht. Vor zwei tage habe ich was "interessantes" gemacht. Unter su - root
rm -rf /etc. Tja es folgte ein neu install von slack.
Hier noch etwas "interessantes":
Now this year's winner:
(The late) John Pernicky and his friend, (the late) Sal Hawkins, of
the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert
at the George Washington amphitheater. Having no tickets (but having had
18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the
nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pick-up truck
over to the fence and the plan was for (the late) Mr. Pernicky (who was
100-pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist
his friend over. Unfortunately for (the late) Mr. Pernicky, there was a
30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself
over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted
(and broken, along with his arm, as it were) by a large branch that
snagged him by his shorts. Dangling from the tree with a broken arm,
he looked down and saw some bushes below him. (Possibly) figuring the
bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to
cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free, (did I
mention he is THE LATE) Mr. Pernicky crashed into Holly bushes. The
sharp leaves scratched his entire body and now, without the protection of
his shorts, a Holly branch penetrated his rectal cavity. To make matters
worse (?!), on landing, his pocketknife penetrated his thigh 3-inches.
(The late) Mr. Hawkins, on seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony,
decided to throw him a rope and pull him to safety by tying the rope to the
pick-up truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken state, he put
the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence landing on his friend
and killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pick-up with its driver
thrown 100-feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal
injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it, half-naked,
scratches on his body, a holly stuck in his rectum, a knife in his thigh,and
his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25-feet in the air.
Congratulations gentlemen, you win this year's Darwin Award!
Das sind tatsaechlich The Anual Darwin Awards. Dummer gehts nich oder ?
p.s. So was mache ich nicht wieder (sowohl unter root /etc zu loeschen auch
sowas zu posten ).
Der, der vieleicht den 4-5. platz in diesem "wettbewerb" kriegt.
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