linux-l: Kann mal jemand die Gluehbirne wechseln?

Samy Khadem-Al-Charieh khadem at physik.TU-Berlin.DE
Mo Jan 10 18:07:40 CET 2000


Tut mir leid Leute, aber das konnte ich euch einfach nicht vorenthalten.
Ich hoffe es kennen noch nicht allzuviele. ;-)

Tschüß, Samy.   :-)

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,331:

1   to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that
    the light bulb has been changed.
14  to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
    bulb could have been changed differently.
7   to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27  to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53  to flame the spell checkers.
156 to write to the list owner complaining about the light bulb discussion
    and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 
41  to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
    email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
    alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs
    and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
    the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
	 technique, and what brands are faulty.
27  to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14  to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3   to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list
    which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33  to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
    and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12  to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle
    the light bulb controversey.
19  to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4   to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1   to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47  to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it
    here.
143 calls for a new list: lightbulbs-l

-- 
  "The human race is so puny compared to the universe        Prof.S.W.Hawking
   that being disabled is not of much cosmic significance."
Samy Khadem-Al-Charieh          >===---===<          khadem at physik.TU-Berlin.DE



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