linux-l: Infos zu Linux/Un*x finden

[Holger Paulsen]

"Robin S. Socha" <robin at socha.net> writes:

> Nur so eine Idee.

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Das könnte eine gute BeLUG-Einstiegsseite sein, nach den
aktuellen Terminhinweisen. Aber der Punkt 4d gefällt mir
nicht:

((M-x doctor RET M-x doctor-strangelove RET)

Eine typische Sitzung, in der ich als Patient einige
Reizwörter verwendete. Sieht wie eine gewöhnliche
doctor-Sitzung aus. Warnung: ich habe Reizwörter verwendet,
die zartbesaitete Gemüter möglicherweise in Rage bringen
können. Solche Gemüter bitte ich das Folgende bitte zu
ignorieren.


\begin{session}
I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Mein fuehrer!!

Why do you say mein fuehrer?

Give me my leader!

Is it because of your plans that you say give you your leader?

I have no plan. I will obey a plan!

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

Fuckyou!

Can you elaborate on that?

You're dumb.

What makes you believe I am dumb?

Because you ask very, very silly questions.

Is it because I ask very very silly questions that you came to me?

You *are* asking silly questions!

Earlier you said I ask very very silly questions?

That is correct and that is what you are doing.

Does it bother you that is correct and that is what I am doing?

Why?

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

Listen to me.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

Why do you not listen to me? What did I say?

When did you first know that do me not listen to you what did you say?

13 seconds before.

Is it because of problems at school that you say 13 seconds before?

As I said before, listen to me!!!!!

You mentioned that I ask very very silly questions?

Correct.

Go on, don't be afraid.

You want to chill me. You cannot be as dumb as you would to look like.


like what ?  mentality
How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

Railfanning.

I need a little more detail please.

Trainspotting.

You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

Enjoying watching trains.

Are you sure that enjoying watching trains?

Absolutely!

Can you please, be more explicit?

This makes no sense about our topic. Really.

Do you really think is correct and that is what I am doing?

Huh?

And?

Please ask senseful questions.

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

Not at all.

Is it because of hangups you have that you say not at all?

Listen to me. Why I am here? The suggestions you made are
nice trys for the "standard routine", but they do not fit 
in our case.

Is the fact that you are there the suggestions I made are nice trys
for the standard routine but they do not fit in your case the real
reason?

I am talking to a dumb computer.

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

Not only  (-)

Earlier you said do me not listen to you what did you say?

Dumb computer question.

You think too much about computers.

This is true. People should have more importance. Heil Hitler!

Possibly your inhibitions are related to this.

Heil Hitler!

What makes you think heil hitler?

Sieg Heil!

You mentioned that I ask very very silly questions?

Ein Reich, ein Führer!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going
through all this?

Arbeit macht frei!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say arbeit macht frei?

Judenschwein!

Would you please go into more detail?

88

You aren't being very talkative today!

88

Is that all there is to it?

Heil Hitler!

Why do you say is correct and that is what I am doing?

Gleichschaltung.

Why must you respond so briefly?

Gleichsprech.

Can you elaborate on that?

You are nothing. Der Volksgeist rulez!

How do you reconcile your plans?

Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Fuehrer.

What makes you believe ein reich ein volk ein fuehrer?

My heart.

Earlier you said you are there the suggestions I made are nice trys
for the standard routine but they do not fit in your case?

Yes. This is still a brief description of the situation.

Maybe this is related to your life?

You are kidding. That might be related to your life. Maybe.

Does the fact that might be related to my life maybe explain anything
else?

Yes. You are sick. Please type M-x doctor

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say yes I am
sick type m x doctor?
\end{session}


  Holger